Saturday, February 24, 2007

A Real Dilema........

The 2008 election season has come early. There seems to be a plethora of candidates to choose from. The only problem I can see is that they all suck. Hillary F'in Clinton? Barak Obama? A self centered, miserable bitch with a messiah complex, and a nobody who has questionable ethics and no experience. These fine representatives of the party of reconciliation and friendship, are about to tear each other up and expose their true colors. Be ready for the hillaryites to unleash a barrage of insults and innuendos, and claim she is not responsible for their comments. If a candidate cannot control what her employees and toadies say on her behalf, what chance does she have to control a country. When the time comes will she send in snake oil Jim Carville to negotiate with Iran? Will she have slick willie negotiate treaties with the Chinese? And Obama? A first term senator with delusions of granduer. What is the fascination with this guy? He is a media creation just like Anna Nicole, a nothing whose legend grows in spite of the person attached to it. I got an idea, let's put ole Wild Turkey himself, teddy kennedy, out there, and we can all have a grand old time. Forget health care, we could bring back free lunches at the bar&grills. Defense budget? Just subsidize 16 hour happy hours at the local saloon. Wake up people, we are in a fight for our very existence as a nation, and what made us great now threatens to tear us down.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

R.I.P. Anna Nicole..............

This week we observed the passing of one of the most tragic figures of recent times. Anna Nicoile Smith was at best an oddity, in truth a pathetic tragic creature. Only in a media hyped, instant gratification society like ours would she even rate more than a passing glance. Every facet of her life was a tragic parody of reality, and she seemed to revel in the glare of absurdity. Her misadventures in life were enough to make any self respecting human cringe, but she seemed to invite the ridiculous as a matter of routine. She never did anything noteworthy in a normal sense, but her larger than life persona made her 'famous.' A stripper who married a man barely alive but with a huge bag of money, she parlayed that into a life in the spotlight. She tried to be Marilyn Monroe, but in truth she couldn't even be Anna Nicole. The day of her passing, I was watching one of the talking head entertainment programs, and they had the audacity to say that she was our 'Diana,' Are you fucking kidding me? Princess Diana was a classy, intelligent, caring woman who used her place in life to try and help others. She carried herself with dignity and style even while her personal life was trashed by an idiotic husband who never deserved her in the first place. In contast, Anna Nicole responded to the various disasters in her life by behaving more stupidly and out of control each time out. She never seemed to understand that we were laughing at her, not with her. Even in death her legacy is still being defined, with several men claiming paternity of her infant daughter. This child would be better off being raised by wolves, and for her sake I hope they keep the truth of her maternity from her forever. In the theater of the absurd, Anna Nicole was a four star player, in reality she was a sad caricature of life. RIP Anna Nicole. your 15 minutes of fame lasted far too long for your own good.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Threats From Iran................

So the supreme assahola of iran has warned us against any attack against his shitty little sandhole. I am sure that President Bush and his minions are terrified by this shrimpy little camel humper. We let these fucks hold our people for over 400 days in the 70's, but that was when Jimmy Carter was in charge. Well this time around it will be a different story. This little sandass terror hole doesn't have a clue to what it is facing. The two US aircraft carriers floating off their shore can decimate their sorry asses in less than 4 hours. The firepower parked offshore can open up a can of whupass like these sandmonkeys have never imagined. They think that bluster and bullshit will carry them over in a conflict with the bigger kids. Bring it on you foul little sandfleas, you have existed outside the rule of humanity long enough, and it is time we showed your little islamic state just how insignificant you are. The world is not big enough for these little shitburgers to take up space. Time to eliminate a grave threat to all humanity. All this country stands for is violence and cowardice, if they want a fight let's do it right. Blow their nasty little asses back to the foul god they worship, the one who tells them to kill innocents while shouting his vulgar name. allah ali akbar my ass, let's see how loud their battle cry rises over the sound of cruise missles showering their unholy radical asses.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Hillary For President....................

Those are the scariest three words I can think of. A more disingenuous person never walked the streets of this country. What has she got to offer us except lies, dishonesty, and bitterness? This is a woman who stood by while her husband made a mockery of their marriage and the office he held. She claimed ignorence while he screwed a chorus line of mistresses right under her nose. How can we expect her to keep our country on track when she can't even keep track of her own house? As Senator from NY she has done nothing to make her state better, hell, she never even lived here until she saw it as a stepping stone to the White House. This woman is the biggest phony since RFZK, another outsider who saw NY as his pathway to power. While I am flattered that my home state is viewed with such importance to these people, I can't help but wonder what is wrong with their home states. In Hillary's case, I'm sure the good people of Arkansas are glad to be rid of her, bitch that she is. But wtf were the voters of NY thinking when they elected her? Hopefully the rest of the country is smarter than my fellow NYers when it comes to the '08 elections, otherwise you will all be in the streets praying for the return of George W Bush. Beware my friends, we only have one chance to stop her, and believe me, she must be stopped.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

FRY THIS ANIMAL NOW.....................

Ronell Wilson has been convicted and sentenced to death. For those of you who don't know who he is, he executed two NYC detectives during a gun buy gone wrong. He shot them both with a Bulldog .44, while they begged for their lives. According to his sister, another low life piece of shit, Ronell was a caring, gentle young lad who really just made a little mistake. His precious mommy is a drunken drug addled crack whore who should be put down with him. When this caring young lad heard the death penalty verdict read to him, his remorsefulness showed itself. He stuck out his tongue at the wives and families of his victims, while his darling little brother yelled 'Fuck you' to the jury. Now in my opinion, this touching display of remorse really justified the verdict. This piece of trash will not be missed except by others just like him. It really pisses me off when the families of these animals try begging for mercy after the fact. The mantra of these people seems to be that killing them won't accomplih anything. Well how wrong they are. It takes an animal out of society, and if their families don't like it, tough shit. Now his lawyers promise to appeal the verdict and the sentence, while this piece of shit says he wants to die now. Let him, take him out behind the courthouse and put 2 behind his ear. And anyone in his family who doesn't like it, give them the same treatment. As for his brother, we'll undoubtedly be seeing him in a courtroom shortly. His sister is raising her own little brood, and maybe they will be decent people. Somehow I doubt it, heredity is a power unto itself. They will be raised to believe uncle ronell was a hero, a misunderstood little moppet who was victimized by society. Wrong again. Society is the victim of trash like this, and we are better off without them.